the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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