"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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