Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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