Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
