I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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