Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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