Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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