They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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