Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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