I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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