Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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