Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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