The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
