small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
