jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
