can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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