Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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