is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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