The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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