we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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