I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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