butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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