plz talk dirty to me
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
