just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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