i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The convent might be a nice break from real life