I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My breasts were aching with rage.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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