I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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