Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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