soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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