Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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