You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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