I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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