please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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