My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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