I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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