i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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