Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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