My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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