i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
