Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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