They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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