Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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