somebody snuck up and got me drunk
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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