Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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