you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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