"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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