I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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