I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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