My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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