It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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