Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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