She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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