are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
tell me about the eggs
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