if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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