And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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