But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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