Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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